
"Ideas are like beards; men do not have them until they grow up."
~ Voltaire
A beard balm like no other! Everything you love about beard oil but without the mess. Everything you love about beard balm but without the stickiness. How could you go wrong? We have infused hair strengthening abyssinian seed oil with organic herbs known for their hair-nourishing properties.
This beard balm is also great as an aftershave balm to soothe & smoothe!
This beard balm is 100% vegan and made with natural mango butter. Crystallization may sometimes happen due to the nature of natural butters. We do not add chemicals or additives to prevent this. If your product starts to feel grainy, simply scoop out product and place in a microwave safe container & warm in the microwave for bursts of 15 seconds until fully melted. Then pour back into tin & pop in the fridge until fully cooled.
Choose from 12 different scents!
Amberchouli
mysterious amber & earthy sweet patchouli finished with a touch of nutmeg.
Blackbeard's Blend
warm resinous incense paired with leather
Clark's Blend
spicy black pepper and fresh pine
Good Morrow
notes of strong black coffee and smoky campfyre!
Lavender Cedarwood
soft, soothing lavender buds intermingled with mellow himalayan cedarwood
Midgard
the scent of the earthly realm; damp and peaty with subtle woodsy notes
Odin's Beard
a clean scent with notes of green fern, sage & campfyre
Rosewood & Lime
warm rosewood and crisp lime essential oils
Sandalwood
our own sandalwood fragrance blend with a subtle coffee finish
Sweet Tobacco
warm sweet smoky pipe tobacco
Thor
the fresh otherworldly scent of a summer thunderstorm with crisp notes of ozone & petrichor
Vanilla Vetiver
rich vanilla and smoky vetiver
ingredients: abyssinian seed oil infused with organic herbs (burdock, hops, nettles, oatstraw, rosemary, shavegrass), organic virgin coconut oil, mango butter, **behentrimonium methosulfate (and) cetearly alcohol, emulsifying wax, coconut fruit extract, jasmine sambac flower wax, scented with phthalate-free fragrance oyl and/or essential oyls.
**a biodegradable gentle conditioner derived from colza (rapeseed) oil
directions: warm a small amount of beard balm between palms and smoothe through whiskers or over skin. Adjust amount used to suit your preference and needs.
PRODUCT WARNING: Usage of beard balm in whiskers has been know to cause gentle nuzzling and contented partners......just sayin'
3oz metal tin
From the earliest of times there was the role of the healer. The herbalist. The "Wise Woman". She possessed knowledge of healing herbs and botanicals which was handed down from previous generations back. As a healer, the wise woman was usually the first stop for the average person when they were sick or had a health issue to address. Of course in the Medieval and Renaissance era, the wise woman may have been called a witch or a heretic and discouraged from practicing her art as women were not allowed a profession in that time. This of course would make any herbalist surly as hell!
It is up to us to cultivate our garden.
Deb Wallace,
the Surly Herbalist herself
After 6 years of creating vegan skin care products I decided to launch in a new direction to incorporate my love of herbs in cosmetic products and my passion for Ren faire. Enter the Surly Herbalist. Come find me at faire and make merry while you explore the delightful treats I have prepared for you.